One Saturday in the life of a monkey....

Today, I drove around the countryside of Arkansas with a ninety-one year old man for 4 hours. We went to the miniature tourist trap called Appletown, bought a bushel of peaches picked suppossedly this morning, and ate BBQ at a dive called Penguin Ed's where you order your meal at a pinkish orange phone hanging on the wall of your booth. There were Frootloops on the floor under our booth and white icycle Christmas lights around the ceiling. Fun times, let me tell you.

Now I go forth to divide and conquer the already decomposing peaches.